Neko is japaneese for cat you fucking weeabo. Pepsi tastes like soap. // reference to 9gag.com/gag/aeYQ5xq Made in South Carolina with love. Fuck Squarespace, all my homies learn PHP. You asked grok while I asked Oliv. She said you're a dumbass. Dingus. I'm a website. Sewage systems are sexy. // reference to [TODO: insert link to bluesky post] Arrow keys are for kids, use HJKL. Where's the Scatman? Starliv is god. Such is the life of an adventurer. // Hilda's catchphrase I'm movin' like French Montana. // Dracula flow quote Hammond you blithering idiot. // Top gear quote I'm ready. // Spunch bop catchphrase Fuck Harry Potter, Hilda is way better. "To be an artist is to fail, as no other dare to fail." - Samuel Beckett "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." - Terry Davis Microslop edge is great...for downloading Firefox. "Open your mind and let your imagination run free." - Stephen Fry "What do you guys even do?" - Phineas from Phineas and Ferb // Beck The Schizo quote How do I even? 80% of boys have girlfriends, rest 20% are having a brain // jonkler quote Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things. // Tourettes guy quote Remember the great meme reset? Me neither. Coded in Evi, Powered by PHP Meow. "Coffee table!" - SNL star Bill Hader This splash is too long, get on with it! Imagine dragons. Hell, imagine you and me at the gas station. Do what makes you happy. Trans rights are human rights. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. I'm so deep into Linux I forgot what the Microslop logo looks like. Bazunga. Scart. The Internet is NOT a Babysitter. Pass it on. No one's illegal on stolen land. Every number is huge with the right context. Oi blokes, exhaust fume taste kinda funny yeah? // Bottom gear quote In gritty we trust. I wonder what Rick Ashley's doing right now. // Umbilical Brothers quote Is that hit rapper and artist DABABY? // urbanrescueranch quote Eat pant. // reference to [TODO: insert link to image] Crucify Jesus by yourself. We don't need to see that. Damn Is 😂🎉 In Starry we trust. Spongebob big guy pants ok. // A real lyric & i'm not kidding, from ice spice Why did no one tell me their comissions were open? Cabunga. // reference to [TODO: insert bluesky post] Why is her so creepy man what the fuck Censorship is for crybabies. Touch my pie and you die. // garfield quote Balls. Yummers 😋 The age of consent is 18. Technoblade never dies. 67 is just 21 in a different font. LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!!! // special splash meant to englarge the font, homer simpson quote Bnuy. SystemDeez Nuts. I'll never financially recover from this. That last cop was hot & I want his number. Mum wake up, new conspiracy dropped. [citation needed] There's a McDonalds in the pentagon. // reference to a song with the name Would you look at all that stuff. // Weird Al reference - lyric from Hardware Store Everything you know is wrong. // Weird Al reference, from the song with that name I hate sauerkraut. // Weird Al reference - lyric from Albuquerque Big bowl of sauerkraut. Every single morning. // Weird Al reference - lyric from Albuquerque(again) Orbiter number 69. The noses have reached free range denim. // absolutenutcase162 quote Not everyone can look like big toe Spongebob. // absolutenutcase162 quote Add butterfinger to Orlando. // absolutenutcase162 quote I consist on diet of beans & pant. // Soothouse/Sorrow TV quote Yipee. You was there too. // Mater's tall tales quote WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAI. Feet the hand. Call 999, me fuckin car's being on fire mate. // bottom gear quote I am going to Everyone you've ever met has taken a shit. 'ery noic. // bottom gear quote very nais. // bottom gear quote er. // bottom gear/grand trip quote es. // breaking good quote Life is roblox. Lettuce. // bottom gear/grand trip quote what HAVE // bottom gear/grand trip quote yum. "An SSL error has occured and a secure connection to the server cannot be made." - William Shakespeare Fun fact: Andypants' wife left him & took the kids. You are a shit. It's ok, they're clean! // Weird Al reference - Lyric from Albuquerque Hey santa, i've been a good girl. Please stop. Ogres are like us. we're like onions. Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers. If you can read this, you don't need glasses. // Spaceballs quote They've gone to plaid! // Spaceballs quote May The Schwartz Be With You. // Spaceballs quote Enough! Is too much! Would you. Could you. On a train? // Dr. Suess quote Referenced in an EAS hijacking which predicted a train crash What's the big sleep, Ren? Whole day I fucking busy. Who else didn't get a headset with a PS4? // Donald Trump Tweet maze bean Don't ya just love the holidays? // Bugs Bunny quote Let your freak flag fly. // Shrek the musical lyric Hi there! Did you know? I didn't. Why are you reading this? The Mind stat is inversely correlated to your Internet use. :3 Wait, what? If this is taking too long, try reloading. Switching to your phone is always faster than reloading. [object Object] Is your refrigerator running? Did you catch up to your refrigerator? They run fast Type rd /s /q C:\\Windows\\System32 and press Enter. Type sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /* and press Enter. Access developer mode with ALT+F4. Reticulating splines… Did you hear that? AAAAAAAAAUUUGH! w00t!!!!1!!1!1! I forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Nobody asked… NIGHTMARE! I don't want free earbuds. I actually do want free earbuds. [REDACTED] We're rich! Have you finished that pending task, or...? Damn, I miss Cohost :( Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKE! What you think about Pineapple on Pizza will determine the rest of your life. BOO!! Road works ahead? I SURE HOPE IT DOES Not removed due to DMCA takedown request. They told us not to maze bean Stay silly Replace cartridge: light cyan woot woot! help me I'm trapped in a basement forced to write these messages I could have been faster in Rust The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. they wa on my fr until i n (loud incorrect buzzer) [LOUD BUZZER] WAF WAF AWRF WAF WAF AWFRWFAF waf, right now keep the piss when it's completely dark, you're likely to be eaten by a grue Oooh! Spinny circle! BITES YOU! BITES YOU! BITES YOU Remember to hydrate! Or don't, I'm not the boss of you 666 is never been the funy number 666 is always been the funy number You're THIS 🤏 close to waffing I am a stegosaurus. Kids, ask your parents where babies come from! Crack an egg on it. Am I reading those subtitles correctly? // NINE-UP quote Richard, I just smashed your phone. Richard, I just ate your whole pizza. Richard, I took your wallet & spent all your money. I don't think we should continue to spite God in this way. // NINE-UP quote If i do'od it, i'd get a whippin. Yahiamice opens his ears. Eats bread, enjoys it. W yahi. I drink soda, I eat pizza. I drink pizza, I eat soda. Oh you're gonna make me scream loud as fuck, boi. Proudly made on a steam deck. Yes, you can make a website with it. They tell me to wear your skin. Stop & listen. // Australia's EAS Slogan Burn all datacenters. 'Tang, baby! // reference to Neil Cicierega Wells fargo. // tapeworm bluesky post Deltarune tommorrow. Mushroom! I've wet myself. // Thumbtanic quote I'm really a woman. // Thumbtanic quote Don't forget to brush. // Thumbtanic quote Boy quiet I be in the hills fucken dood // "Dood In Da Hills" Lyric Holy pupils, Batman. Oobi, you, friends. Munkey cheez! Big shoe lmfao Jarona! Bond with me, Jimmy. Jimmy Goddard. Balonga! What am I doing? Be strong enough to be gentle. 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